Drew Peterson is the Andy Dick of serial killers. While Drew has never snuck up behind me and licked my neck at a public function, (Andy actually did that- it was gross- TGI got the Gardasil vaccine) the former Illinois police officer suspected of killing his two wives has garnered tons of national attention for his public antics.
This week, the news media accused Drew of joking around at his court appearance on Friday when, responding to questions on how he was doing, he said:
"Three squares a day and a spiffy outfit." He then held up his handcuffs and joked,
"and I got the bling. Can't complain."
I hate when convicted murderers try to be funny. It's SO awkward! Hey Drew, did you hear the one about the ex-cop who was acquitted on charges of murder but got life in prison just for having a lame sense of humor?
Furthermore, a bad sense of humor is a DEAD giveaway for a personality disorder. Just think about John Wayne Gacy, who moonlighted as Pogo the Clown (HACK) when he wasn't killing boys in the basement of his Chicago apartment... or Ted Bundy, who doubled as an unsuccessful prop comic (if you consider arm slings and fake casts) while "taking back the night" (my new euphemism for murdering coeds) on college campuses.
Come on guys, before you go on your killing sprees, take a comedy class...
or at least work on your timing!
"Three squares a day and a spiffy outfit." He then held up his handcuffs and joked,
"and I got the bling. Can't complain."
I hate when convicted murderers try to be funny. It's SO awkward! Hey Drew, did you hear the one about the ex-cop who was acquitted on charges of murder but got life in prison just for having a lame sense of humor?
Furthermore, a bad sense of humor is a DEAD giveaway for a personality disorder. Just think about John Wayne Gacy, who moonlighted as Pogo the Clown (HACK) when he wasn't killing boys in the basement of his Chicago apartment... or Ted Bundy, who doubled as an unsuccessful prop comic (if you consider arm slings and fake casts) while "taking back the night" (my new euphemism for murdering coeds) on college campuses.
Come on guys, before you go on your killing sprees, take a comedy class...
or at least work on your timing!
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