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Ground Zero Condos: Now That's GZ Living

4/17/2009

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According to credible media outlets (O.K., fine... Yahoo! News), development at New York's World Trade Center site is not going smoothly. In fact, because of the decreasing demand for commercial space due to the financial crisis, it may take up to 30 years to complete!

I hate to be a buzz kill, but last time I checked in with Al Gore (and the teachings of Nostradamus), Lower Manhattan doesn't have that much time on its side... unless we want to turn Ground Zero into a really edgy water park?

Hey anonymous Chinese Real Estate Fund, I say scratch plans to convert GZ into another drab office campus and focus your efforts on where the real money is: Luxury Residential Condos.  I mean, have you seen how Bushwick (East Williamburg or East East New York depending on where you're from) has taken off?

As a copywriter, I'd love to offer some suggestions to rebrand this HOT property: 

Ground Zero: You Said You'd Never Forget, Now You Don't Have To

1 World Trade Center: For The Morbid Homeowner In All Of Us

Nine Eleven Redefined: Real. Innovative. Peaceful. 

GZ: A Hip Urban Oasis... and by "Urban," We Don't Mean Black

Location. Location. Graveyard.


and my personal favorite...

Life at Ground Zero: For Those of Us Who Don't Have a Sixth Sense

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