Sarah Palin is working on a deal with The Discovery Channel for a new reality show called “Sarah Palin’s Alaska.” Producers anticipate the nature series to be one of the most expensive ever produced, partly because of the extensive special effects, which include a life-size set of Russia that viewers will be able to see from her house.
In local news, an NYPD cop who took part in a botched million-dollar perfume factory heist last month pleaded guilty today. Police first became suspicious of the officer when they DIDN’T notice strange smells coming from his locker.
A recent report by JPMorgan claims that the enhanced unemployment benefits, which were put in place to fight the recession, have actually increased unemployment... almost as much as JP Morgan.
Ever since Avatar appeared in theaters, the internet has been abuzz with fan pages of Avatards trying to decode Na’vi syntax and phonetics. Now if they could just decode how to talk to women.
PETA paid “Octamom” Nadya Suleman $5,000 to put a sign in her front yard that read: "Don't Let Your Dog or Cat Become an Octomom. Always Spay or Neuter." Suleman placed the PETA sign right in front of the other sign in her yard that read: “Foreclosure.”
Health experts in London have traced a recent resurgence in the sexually-transmitted disease syphilis to Facebook... while every other STD can be traced to Craigslist.
A fugitive monkey known as the Mysterious Monkey of Tampa Bay has been on the run in Florida for a year and now has over 31,000 Facebook friends, maybe he could run for governor… I mean, if a Bush could do it?
A program in North Carolina is giving teenage girls $1 a day not to get pregnant. Which in two years, will pay for their abortions.
This week, Prince Harry made his first trip to New York, which included a visit to a school in Harlem where he imparted his words of wisdom to students, such as: "don't go to a Halloween party dressed as Hitler."
A new study has found that the air pollution in Madrid and Barcelona is laced with at least five drugs, most prominently cocaine... also in the air, a little Spanish fly.
It was reported that 45 percent more 4 and 5 year olds in New York City tested high enough this year to enter the city's elite academic programs... unavailable to comment was popular New York City sperm donor 4015B.
Because of the recession, many parents of newborns are not having their sons circumcised... making foreskin the one thing in this economy not getting cut.
Actor/Director Woody Allen is suing the clothing company American Apparel for using his image in their billboard ads. Allen said that the clothing company's ads are "sleazy," "adolescent" and "infantile" ...and asked if they need another photographer.
On Wednesday, a new swing set was placed on the White House lawn as a surprise for Malia and Sasha... and because George W. Bush had worn-out the old one.
A recently-divorced woman in Germany called police more than 100 times asking advice on how to find a new husband. Newsflash: He’s just not that into Jew.
As security improves in Baghdad, many wealthy Iraqis are helping the U.S economy by buying American SUVs, which can handle the country’s crumbling roads... it’s the least they can do, considering all we’ve done for them.
A new study shows no correlation between the amount of time children spend watching TV and their development... unless they’re watching Lifetime, which makes even boys get their periods.
This week, President Obama publically embraced the Islamic world – changing his Facebook status from it’s complicated to in an open relationship.