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26 and So Not Pregnant

8/2/2009

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I recently tuned into MTV's 16 and Pregnant, and while I'm not really the show's target demographic, I did learn a lot. Here are some key takeaways:

If you're birth name is Amber, Brandy, Maci or CateLynn (spelled that way) you're probably gonna have a baby before a driver's license.

Sudafed + Iodine Crystals + Red Phosphorus = Meth & GOOD REALITY TV.

X-box and ramen noodles are potent aphrodisiacs (contrary to popular belief).

If your step-dad's name is Butch, you should be glad your baby isn't his.

Artful sketches make the gory details of childbirth look awesome.

If someone proposed to my prego ass with a $21 wedding ring from Walmart, the shock alone would most likely induce miscarriage. 

Brand integration has reached an all time high:

Tags: MTV's 16 and Pregnant (Season 1), MTV Shows

and lastly, Dr. Drew would make a great baby daddy (although his myspace profile says that he's already a "proud parent").

... I can't wait for 15 and Pregnant!
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