If you're birth name is Amber, Brandy, Maci or CateLynn (spelled that way) you're probably gonna have a baby before a driver's license.
Sudafed + Iodine Crystals + Red Phosphorus = Meth & GOOD REALITY TV.
X-box and ramen noodles are potent aphrodisiacs (contrary to popular belief).
If your step-dad's name is Butch, you should be glad your baby isn't his.
Artful sketches make the gory details of childbirth look awesome.
If someone proposed to my prego ass with a $21 wedding ring from Walmart, the shock alone would most likely induce miscarriage.
Brand integration has reached an all time high:
... I can't wait for 15 and Pregnant!